Big & Rich - Kick My Ass Lyrics

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Big & Rich - Kick My Ass Lyrics, Country Lyrics, free music online, t shirts, concert tickets Well I walked up to the bar I laid down my platinum card Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends Well the barmaid passed them out And before we chugged them down I held mine up and Said here's to us and then Well this blonde slid up to me Said that was awful sweet Then I saw her boyfriend As wide as he was tall Well he broke up our hug With a six foot, five inch shove And I found myself slammed up Against the wall Why does everybody want To kick my ass I'm just trying to have a little fun For all the ones who can't And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want To kick my ass Well I've never been the type To walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get along I throw parties all the time And there always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn Well my style of stress relief Sometimes disturbs the peace The police show up And cut donuts in my yard And while the Zeppelin's playing loud They run off my party crowd They cuff up my wrist And throw me down so hard Why does everybody want To kick my ass I'm just trying to have a little fun For all the ones who can't And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want To kick my ass And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want To kick my ass Uh more like uh Boys play me a love song Bedroom music Ah brothers uh give me a grove So look to your left And uh to your right If it's somebody you don't know Maybe it's time to introduce yourself, Uh maybe say Senorita Pleased to meet ya, Would you like some pizza Or margarita [Spanish speech] He jump out the window with a guitar in his hand Said shoot me daddy I'm super man

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Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends

Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up and
Said here's to us and then
Well this blonde slid up to me
Said that was awful sweet
Then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug
With a six foot, five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up
Against the wall

Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass

Well I've never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time
And there always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
Well my style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up
And cut donuts in my yard
And while the Zeppelin's playing loud
They run off my party crowd
They cuff up my wrist
And throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass

Uh more like uh
Boys play me a love song
Bedroom music
Ah brothers uh give me a grove

So look to your left
And uh to your right
If it's somebody you don't know
Maybe it's time to introduce yourself,
Uh maybe say

Senorita
Pleased to meet ya,
Would you like some pizza
Or margarita

[Spanish speech]

He jump out the window with a guitar in his hand
Said shoot me daddy I'm super man