Shane Dawson - Applause Parody lyrics

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Remember back in the day I could do no wrong. You called it poetry when I said bluffing with my muff on I wore an outfit made completely out of Kermit the Frog’s I had so many fans from little kids to suck the bombs. So where did I go wrong go wrong go wrong You guys used to love me when when I acted crazy Remember when I had a seizure covered in menstrual blood Wasn’t that so fun so fun so fun They wanna send me away to retirement To spend the rest of my days with Kesha and 50 Cent I used to have famous friends like Beyonce. Now when I call she hangs up. The bitch is crazy. A.G.L.E.M.E. Remember Just Dance. Oh Lord, that song was my jam! Jam! A.G.L.E.M.E. And my meat dress. Uuh girl, I wasn’t a fan. Wrong, wrong, wrong Wrong, wrong, wrong That bitch stole my leg. Where did I go wrong. Where did I go wrong. Where did I go so wrong. I need to prove them wrong, wrong, wrong. I’ll dressing more normal How’s a sheet and face paint. Maybe now people will take me more seriously. You’re wrong. You’re wrong. So wrong. Tell me what I should do. Just act human. So I should dress like a man. That’s not what we meant. So I should be an alien. What the fu*k, bitch. Hey look, now I’m a swan. Girl, we’re over it. A.G.L.E.M.E. I’m getting real high from all the fumes on my face. Starting to hallucinate. A.G.L.E.M.E. I’ll wash it up now. And just put on my p-Jays. Jays. A.G.L.E.M.E. (Oh that’s it! What’s it? That’s your new look. This? Yo! That’s revolutionary, that’s never been done before. Wait, I can make it even better. What do you think? Oh! So sad. Wait, I can add more things. Poop, I’ll put poop on my face, that’s cool and edgy right? Ra ra-ah-ah-ah, Roma roma-ma, Gaga, ooh la la, Want your bad romance.)

Remember back in the day I could do no wrong.
You called it poetry when I said bluffing with my muff on
I wore an outfit made completely out of Kermit the Frog’s
I had so many fans from little kids to suck the bombs.



So where did I go wrong go wrong go wrong
You guys used to love me when when I acted crazy
Remember when I had a seizure covered in menstrual blood
Wasn’t that so fun so fun so fun

They wanna send me away to retirement
To spend the rest of my days with Kesha and 50 Cent
I used to have famous friends like Beyonce.
Now when I call she hangs up.
The bitch is crazy.

A.G.L.E.M.E.
Remember Just Dance.
Oh Lord, that song was my jam! Jam!
A.G.L.E.M.E.
And my meat dress.
Uuh girl, I wasn’t a fan.

Wrong, wrong, wrong
Wrong, wrong, wrong

That bitch stole my leg.

Where did I go wrong.
Where did I go wrong.
Where did I go so wrong.

I need to prove them wrong, wrong, wrong.
I’ll dressing more normal
How’s a sheet and face paint.
Maybe now people will take me more seriously.

You’re wrong.
You’re wrong.
So wrong.

Tell me what I should do.
Just act human.
So I should dress like a man.
That’s not what we meant.
So I should be an alien.
What the fu*k, bitch.
Hey look, now I’m a swan.
Girl, we’re over it.

A.G.L.E.M.E.

I’m getting real high from all the fumes on my face.
Starting to hallucinate.

A.G.L.E.M.E.

I’ll wash it up now.
And just put on my p-Jays. Jays.

A.G.L.E.M.E.



(Oh that’s it!
What’s it?
That’s your new look.
This?
Yo! That’s revolutionary, that’s never been done before.
Wait, I can make it even better.
What do you think?
Oh!
So sad.
Wait, I can add more things.
Poop, I’ll put poop on my face, that’s cool and edgy right?

Ra ra-ah-ah-ah,
Roma roma-ma,
Gaga, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.)