Eminem - Insane lyrics

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[Verse 1] I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fu*ked in the head my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed till one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back- I want my dick sucked in the shed" can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead? "After I fu*k you in the butt get some head bust a nut get some rest" the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fu*ks up with this kid the bastard won't even eat nothin he's fed he just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead" "Debbie don't let that fu*ker get you upset go in there stick a fu*kin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you I'll bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course unless you object" "Aw go fu*k his brains out if any's left in his head" [Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet then you would know I completely lost it is he nuts? No, he's insane if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet then you would know I've completely lost it is he nuts? No, he's insane [Verse 2] Did you get him? Naw the fu*ker tried to bite my face off I just got fu*kin' chased off with a chainsaw then he took the chainsaw bit the fu*kin' blades off ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot then he aimed at his own face let the thang pop took his eye out picked it up and played pang-pong then he played pang-pong with his own dang dong that motherfu*ker's got nuts like Kang Kong then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on then he took his pants he took every fu*king thang off everythang 'cept his tank top and his training bra ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac that's Shady dog man that motherfu*ker's gangsta, ain't he dog? Shady dog what be goin' through that fu*kin' brain of yours? say no more, what the fu*k you waitin' for sang along [Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet then you would know I completely lost it is he nuts? No, he's insane if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet then you would know I've completely lost it is he nuts? No, he's insane [Verse 3] Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah- well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching? Fu*k 'em in the ass suck the come out while you're belching (burp) burp belch and go back for a second helping can you dig what I'm sayin' man can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me fu*k a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping Shady what the fu*k you saying? I don't know help me what the fu*ks happening? I think I'm fu*king melting "Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well being" no dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing, I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see I only get naked when the babysitter tells me whe showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" but it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea" "well this one's called "Ass Rape" and were shooting the jail scene" [Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet then you would know I completely lost it is he nuts? No, he's insane if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet then you would know I've completely lost it is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 1]
I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fu*ked in the head
my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed

till one night he snuck in and said, "we're going out back- I want my dick sucked in the shed"
can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
"After I fu*k you in the butt get some head
bust a nut get some rest"
the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fu*ks up with this kid
the bastard won't even eat nothin he's fed
he just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that fu*ker get you upset
go in there stick a fu*kin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you I'll bet
he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object"
"Aw go fu*k his brains out if any's left in his head"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know I completely lost it
is he nuts? No, he's insane

if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know I've completely lost it
is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]
Did you get him? Naw the fu*ker tried to bite my face off
I just got fu*kin' chased off with a chainsaw
then he took the chainsaw bit the fu*kin' blades off
ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot
then he aimed at his own face let the thang pop
took his eye out picked it up and played pang-pong
then he played pang-pong with his own dang dong
that motherfu*ker's got nuts like Kang Kong
then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on
then he took his pants he took every fu*king thang off
everythang 'cept his tank top and his training bra
ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac that's Shady dog
man that motherfu*ker's gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog what be goin' through that fu*kin' brain of yours?
say no more, what the fu*k you waitin' for sang along

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know I completely lost it
is he nuts? No, he's insane

if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know I've completely lost it
is he nuts? No, he's insane


[Verse 3]
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah- well then tell me
would you rather get feltched or do the feltching?
Fu*k 'em in the ass suck the come out while you're belching
(burp) burp belch and go back for a second helping
can you dig what I'm sayin' man can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
fu*k a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fu*k you saying? I don't know help me
what the fu*ks happening? I think I'm fu*king melting
"Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well being"
no dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing, I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
whe showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
but it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"well this one's called "Ass Rape" and were shooting the jail scene"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know I completely lost it
is he nuts? No, he's insane

if you could count the skeletons in my closet under my bed and up under my faucet
then you would know I've completely lost it
is he nuts? No, he's insane